Boston Season Doubleheader

This Saturday, the Boston Derby Dames kick off their season with a doubleheader that just screams "Thank You" to all New England derby lovers as the Rhode Island Riveters take on the Boston Massacre, and hometown heroes The Wicked Pissahs take on the much-beloved Cosmonaughties.



Bout One (starts at 5PM)
The year off-season has been a trans-formative one for both Boston and Providence as some of the mainstays for the travel teams have retired or transferred and new blood has swelled the ranks of these two sister leagues.

The Boston Massacre, rested from their Nationals showing, are looking to showcase their new, faster Massacre against an impressive Riveters team that is eager to show the "Pantsless Militia" that they have no monopoly on speed.

This bout alone is worth the price of admission, but Boston is doubling the value by bringing you action from their home teams.

Riveters to Watch: Craisy Dukes, Shelby Bruisin, Jetta von Diesel, Rhode Kill and Sass E. McNasty


Massacre to Watch: Killary Clinton, Maura Buse, Lil Paine, Pina Collidah and Lois Carmen Dominator

Bout Two (starts at seven)

The Wicked Pissahs and the Cosmonaughties had challenging seasons last year. While both were unable to stop the momentum of the undefeated Nutcrackers, the Pissahs were 2-0 against the Cosmonaughties coming into the playoff game, where the space scientists were able to cast off the seagull-feather cloak oppression and get into the Championships.

Both of these teams have seen major lineup changes, and their picks of the freshmeat have made both teams into very different animals. The Pissahs have shored up their line of intense, offensive blocking with their new recruits such as Bad Person, Anita Bangher, and Annie Malistick. The Cosmonaughties have a new line of supersonic skaters such as Salome Splatter, Jackie KO, and Slam Chowdah. In this match-up, the victors must rely on both speed and stamina to come out ahead.

Cosmonaugthies to Watch: Splitter Noggin, Bedlam Belle, Dee Stortion,  Hayley Contagious and Rocky

Pissahs to Watch: Miss Mary Smack, Lil' Orphan Fannie, Mona Mour, Maude Forbid and Trish Squish



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The after party will be held in the Shriners Fez Room. Please buy the Power Jammers crew drinks.